Funny Dachshund Sweatshirt – Sausage Missile Wiener Dog Zoomies Crewneck, Doxie Mom Dad Dachshund Lover Gift
Dachshunds don’t do zoomies. They achieve maximum sausage velocity. Made for Dachshund owners who know exactly what happens when those tiny legs hit full throttle, this funny Dachshund sweatshirt turns the classic wiener dog sprint into a full-blown SAUSAGE MISSILE launch.
A funny gift for Dachshund moms, Dachshund dads, wiener dog owners, sausage dog lovers, doxie parents, Dachshund enthusiasts, dog lovers, pet parents, and anyone familiar with the sudden high-speed chaos known as Dachshund zoomies. Perfect for birthdays, Christmas, Mother’s Day, Father’s Day, Dachshund meetups, dog walks, cool-weather weekends, casual outings, or everyday wear.
Without side seams
Knit in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive
Ribbed knit collar with seam
Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape
Embroidery
Embroidery decoration method available on either left chest, center chest, or large center chest, as well as right + left wrists
Age restrictions
For adults
Other compliance information
Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements.
Country of origin
Made in Nicaragua
DTF inner neck labels
The inner neck labels and wrist prints are printed using the Direct-to-Film (DTF) print method, while the rest of the prints are done with the Direct-to-Garment (DTG) method.
Do not dryclean; Do not iron; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: low heat.
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