Funny French Bulldog T-Shirt – First Degree Contempt of Human, Frenchie Mom Dad Dog Lover Gift
Some French Bulldogs tolerate their humans. This one has officially had enough. Made for Frenchie owners who recognize the side-eye, selective hearing, stubborn judgment, and unmistakable look of disapproval, this funny French Bulldog shirt turns classic Frenchie attitude into a full criminal case file.
Charged with First Degree Contempt of Human and already classified as a Known Repeat Offender, the defendant shows absolutely no remorse—and frankly, would probably do it again before dinner.
A funny gift for French Bulldog moms, Frenchie dads, French Bulldog owners, dog lovers, Frenchie enthusiasts, pet parents, and anyone living under the judgmental supervision of a tiny bat-eared dictator. Perfect for birthdays, Christmas, Mother’s Day, Father’s Day, dog walks, casual weekends, Frenchie meetups, or everyday wear.
Part of the Animal Attitude Canine Criminal Case Files collection—where questionable canine behavior finally gets the criminal record it deserves.
Garment-dyed fabric
The garment is dyed after it's been constructed, giving it a soft color and texture
100% Cotton
100% ring-spun US cotton for long-lasting comfort.
S to 4XL
Available in multiple sizes from S to 4XL (select partners) so your customers can find the perfect fit. Consult with our Comfort Colors 1717 size chart for all available sizes.
Double-needle stitching on all seams
The garment is sewn around the finished edges with double stitching, making it long-lasting
Without side seams
The Comfort Colors 1717 tee is knit in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive
Country of origin
Made in Honduras
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dryclean.
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