Funny Dachshund Shirt, Dachshund Owner Gift, Wiener Dog Lover Tee – This Is How Starvation Begins
This funny Dachshund shirt is made for Dachshund owners, dog lovers, pet parents, and anyone who knows a hungry Doxie can turn an empty food bowl—or a locked refrigerator—into a full-scale crisis.
There are ordinary dogs who accept household rules. And then there are Dachshunds.
One locked refrigerator is apparently all it takes to transform reasonable snack management into a historic act of betrayal.
The refrigerator has been chained. The padlock is secure. The snacks are inaccessible.
It is a shirt for anyone who has ever been stared down, followed into the kitchen, reminded that dinner is five minutes late, or informed—in no uncertain terms—that appropriate snack portions remain open for negotiation.
Garment-dyed fabric
The garment is dyed after it's been constructed, giving it a soft color and texture
100% Cotton
100% ring-spun US cotton for long-lasting comfort.
S to 4XL
Available in multiple sizes from S to 4XL (select partners) so your customers can find the perfect fit. Consult with our Comfort Colors 1717 size chart for all available sizes.
Double-needle stitching on all seams
The garment is sewn around the finished edges with double stitching, making it long-lasting
Without side seams
The Comfort Colors 1717 tee is knit in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive
Country of origin
Made in Honduras
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dryclean.
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